instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
Kiss ‘em good bye and tell them to have a nice nap
One time I gave a 20 year old 50mg of Benadryl IVP to help her sleep.
20 minutes later she was tripping balls.
I gave a man a baby dose of Thorazine (half the dose doc prescribed, I’m a safe nurse who uses good judgement, thank you very much) to stop his hiccups and I think I knocked him into next week.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world